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Joke of the Day
"What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat."
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"Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot."
"I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things."
"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"
"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"
"Children's laughter can be a wonderful thing Unless its 2AM and you don't have any kids."
"Why don't witches like The Keg? Because it's always burned at the stake"
"The one thing that I excel at... is spreadsheets."
"Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part? a Nepal....."