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Joke of the Day

"The French cow says MEUX..."

"How do you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Hitler Joke Hitler is smarter than you. At least he knew when to kill himself. ( )"

"Damn girl, you give people cancer. Because you're shining like the sun."

"What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both glide around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!"

"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."

"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."

"What do you call a floating Jew? Ashes in the wind."

"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."

"A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. ""Look in the lion's mouth"" the vet told him. ""How do I do that?"" he asked. ""Carefully"" replied the vet."