104552

Joke of the Day

"Person A: Do you know the shelf life of Cocaine? Person B: I don't know Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"

"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."

"What's white and covers the road in the early morning? Employed people."

"I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone... No ""F""s given."

"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass."

"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."

"If you have an Oculus Rift... Then you're Luckey."

"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."