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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct."
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"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."
"BE WARNED I am taking careful note of all of your sins and reporting back to God in my nightly prayers"
"I've set my hair on fire lighting a cigarette before, so I'm always impressed when the movie-hero walks away from an explosion unharmed."
"Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake? ""Hi, I'm better than you"""
"Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders."
"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, ""Well, this changes everything"""
"George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent."
"""I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking off during an a-bomb explosion."" -person who invented hand dryers"