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Joke of the Day
"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."
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"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."
"This kid in target fell on the ground screaming bc his mom wouldn't buy him candy & now she's yelling for us both to get up and be quiet."
"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"
"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"
"That awkward moment when your friends are singing ""happy birthday to you"" and you don't know where to look."
"So I just gave birth to a butt baby [NSFW] Well, actually no, it came out in a bunch of pieces so I guess it was more of a butt abortion."
"How does the Addidas executive work through the night? Three lines"