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Joke of the Day

"Arab man gets on a bus and a Jewish woman scoffs and pinches her nose.... Arab says, youve got the problem lady, Ishmael good *OC, Dont hate, probably not as bad if you verbalize it."

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.."

"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse! So a man comes into a horse..."

"A vampire masturbating into a mirror. You didn't see that coming."

"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"

"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"

"Saw a homeless guy at McDonald's begging for money, told him I'd buy him something to eat. He said no thanks, getting money for Taco Bell."

"Why does nobody like tampons? Because they're all stuck up cunts."

"[Request] Anyone know how the 'ten inch pianist' joke goes? I've seen it referenced as a punchline but never heard the actual joke."

"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"