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Joke of the Day
"Ever notice it's only ""stalking"" if the person doing the stalking is unattractive."
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"What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon? The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from [yesterday's SMBC](http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3180)."
"I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence."
"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."
"What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."
"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention... So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention hoping to pick up some chicks. He went home alone though; the place was a total sausage fest."
"My wife and I decided we don't want children... ...if anybody does, we can drop them off tomorrow."
"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"
"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"