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Joke of the Day
"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"
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"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
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"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."