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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
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"A girlfriend is like a good joke. If I told you I had one, you'd probably laugh."
"What do you call it when you get a blowjob from a woman with Zika? A little head"
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"No Grandma, an iPad is not a new brand of Maxi Pads"
"Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks."
"Why did Hitler want to rise in power? Because he wanted a Kaiser roll."
"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."
"My favorite part of Zumba is mortgaging my house to pay the chiropractor."
"Let me tell you know what I know about dawrves... very little"