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Joke of the Day

"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"

"A gardener fell from grace and forgot how she once was. So she went back to her roots."

"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."

"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."

"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."

"Girl with small feet? Will do great in kitchen"

"What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party? Namaste."

"What do you call mail that likes to have fun? Outgoing mail."

"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."

"I'm going to write a colorless geometry book. It'll be called ""Fifty Shapes of Grey."""