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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."
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"I remember my marriage like I remember yesterday Wait, what happened yesterday?"
"What do a pizza guy and a gynecologist have in common? They both smell it but they can't eat it."
"5 dicks So I was at a bar and couldn't help but notice the guy next to me was pissing with 5 dicks. I was like ""Krakens! How do those even fit in your pants?"" He replied ""They fit like a glove."""
"What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common? Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time."
"WIFE: Don't tell the kids but I threw away those awful pictures they made & stuck on the fridge ME: [sprinting towards the bin] MY ART"
"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."
"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."
"My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week."
"I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis."