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Joke of the Day

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."

"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope..."

"I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second."

"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"

"HELP!!! I forgot it's Mother's Day! I need some quick Mother's Day Present."

"I like my woman like I like my shoelaces. Curvy, loose, and easy to finger."

"Did you hear about Ryan Seacrest's beard? Apparently she's a former Miss Teen USA."

"How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal. Get your mind out of the gutter."

"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"