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Joke of the Day
"Before 9 AM on a workday, ""Do Not Disturb"" and ""Donut Disturb"" should mean the same thing."
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"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."
"What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg? AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."
"ayo girl are you an unanswered email? bc you are stressing me tf out"
"There were seven dwarves in a bath feeling happy Happy needed years of intensive therapy and counselling before eventually committing suicide"
"Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental."
"I've been thinking about you...Owl night long."
"Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and sued the construction company for using poor material for building the wall"
"I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum... ...but people kept cutting in line."