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Joke of the Day

"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."

"yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic"

"What did the lion say to the antelope? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"I joined a 12 step program for people who talk too much. Its called OnAndOnAnon"

"What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House? A pineapples pricks are on the outside."

"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!"

"The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort."

"What rhymes with Autoerotic Asphyxiation? Writing an obituary is hard."

"""I'm never drinking again."" -someone who will drink again"