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Joke of the Day

"I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum... ...but people kept cutting in line."

"I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It's like they don't know I plan on cropping them out later."

"I'm really good at not paying my bills. They all say ""OUTSTANDING!"""

"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."

"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"

"I love the F5 key. It s just so refreshing."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"Don't forget to smile today, but not that creepy smile that makes us all wonder how many bodies are buried in your yard."

"I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes.... Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did..."

"Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period"