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Joke of the Day

"Paddy's firework party was a complete disaster. ""I don't understand it!"" He said. ""They all worked fine when I tried them yesterday,"""

"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."

"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."

"Hear the one about the AA meeting in West Virginia? They all had the same last name..."

"-Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple."

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"Why don't Muslims use contractions of words? Because in Islam, the penalty for apostrophe is death."

"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"

"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""