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Joke of the Day

"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"

"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

"Why does Trump like pressing apples in the fall? Because he likes to stick his hand in cider!"

"[at funeral] ""it was so sudden"" really? ""yeah right in the middle of rap battle"" I thought you said he died of dysentery TERRY: That's right"

"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."

"What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect? An ironing board."

"Calling in sick to work... Me: Im not gonna be able to make it to work today bossman I'm sick Boss: You don't sound sick...? Me: Well, I'm fucking my sister, IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU"

"Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball."