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Joke of the Day

"Your girlfriend is so good in bed but can't do house chores. When your relatives complain you be like ""You guys don't know her very well"""

"It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow. Monday."

"I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital... But then I realized they'd probably just spend it on drugs."

"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."

"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."

"My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, ""I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"""

"why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE"

"For the first time ever I find Hillary relatable. I'm not president either."

"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"

"What did Hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? That is Nazi answer."