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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway? Because he was snowed in."
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"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"
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"My Jewish friend told me about Krav Maga.... To which I replied ""is that some sort of a legal term?"""
"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."
"Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whatever."
"Why didn't the shrimp share his food?? He was a little shellfish"
"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."