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Joke of the Day

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"""WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES"" - Worms"

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"

"Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no."

"When they eventually make a movie about Joseph Fritzel it'll be called 'Honey, I've entrapped, raped, impregnated and demoralized the kids.'"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr.Dre"

"I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn't want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion."

"whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read"

"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."

"Rumours suggest Usain Bolt has been cheating on his wife. I'm amazed she hasn't caught him. Then I remembered that he can finish in 9.58 seconds."