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Joke of the Day

"Hear the one about the AA meeting in West Virginia? They all had the same last name..."

"What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas? Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas."

"How do you titallate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."

"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."

"I couldn't sleep last night so I decided to play on my drums. I also learnt that my neighbour has Tourette's."

"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."

"What is the difference between the Pope and acne? Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13."

"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."

"I know a great US Postal Service Joke... ...but you'll never get it."

"Why does the sad crab walk side ways? Because he has nothing to look forward to"