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Joke of the Day
"Hear the one about the AA meeting in West Virginia? They all had the same last name..."
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"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."
"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might be a grebe. Know your waterfowl."
"Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up."
"Guy: [pulls out knife] Me: But I'm allergic to stainless steel Guy: [stabs me] Me: Noooo I'll get a rash"
"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."
"January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday"
"Why do we all need a Jew for a friend? Because he'll never give you a penny for your thoughts, he'll never put his two cents in, & he'll never drop a dime on you!"
"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"
"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"