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Joke of the Day
"Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots"
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"Why did the zombie get a gym membership? Gaaaainsss"
"My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of ""munch-housing-syndrom"""
"Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy."
"-911 Whats the emergency? My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir? Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking?"
"Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance."
"Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!! http://imgur.com/2TKdb"
"How did the German dad scold his son for eating too much frozen dessert? QUIT Haagen-Dazs ICE CREAMS!"
"*16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?"
"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."