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Joke of the Day
"Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy."
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"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"
"Why Trump will win the election? He will use his Trump-card."
"Two Muslim extremists chatting... One says: So I heard we're going to a concert on the 14th? Other says: Yeah, Guns and Roses."
"""I do not negotiate with terrorists!"" said me, everyday, multiple times a day, to my children."
"MARRIAGE TIP: When your wife forgets to set the timer and incinerates dinner, DO NOT whistle ""If I Only Had a Brain"" from the Wizard of Oz."
"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ..........Nothing you've already told her twice!"
"If I had a dollar... If i had a dollar for every racist comment i've ever made, a black guy would probably mug me."
"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"