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Joke of the Day

"Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!! http://imgur.com/2TKdb"

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars."

"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."

"RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?"

"I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don't floss"

"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"

"Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok"

"""I'm so wet!"" she screamed at me. ""I'm so fucking wet!"" she screamed at the top of her lungs. ""Give it to me, now!"" She could yell all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."

"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"