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Joke of the Day
"I cut my finger chopping cheese... I think that I may have grater problems."
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"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"
"Lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl. ^not ^^on ^^^my ^^^^watch."
"Temperature in the office is set to Dante."
"Did I ever tell you about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was FANTASTIC."
"How does Thor's brother like to party? He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key"
"You have no idea how happy I get when phone rings and it's you. the microwave beeps and the food is ready."
"Today I watched a documentary about crustaceans and I saw a crab take another crab's food... ...crabs can be so shellfish right?"
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"
"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."