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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."

"Why don't Muslims fight each other often? Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now"

"I always study the vagina before sex Because I like to know what I'm getting myself into"

"[NSFW?] As a guy, I've become very insensitive... because I masturbate too much."

"Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon."

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that went to the rock concert? He heard there was a Jimmy Buffet."

"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."