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Joke of the Day
"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."
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"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !"
"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !"
"What do tornados and black people have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood"
"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"
"if you stabbed me i would probably bleed pizza sauce."
"It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra."
"What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs? Be sharp or Be flat."