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Joke of the Day
"Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon."
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"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? My refrigerator doesn't fart when I pull my meat out of it."
"What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray."
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."
"My interior decorator quit on her first day on the job. I told her to paint all the walls in my house to be green screens."
"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"
"Serial killers start their day by eating breakfast at McDonalds. Let me rephrase. They arent serial killers until they order & have to wait."
"It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them"
"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."