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Joke of the Day

"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."

"Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?"

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."

"I made a new mixtape, it was trash Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire"

"Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic. They prefer ""trans-fat"""

"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* ""M'laria'"

"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"

"I miss my friend Jack... I loved to listen to music with him."

"This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all."

"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already."