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Joke of the Day

"Once upon a time,there was this cute black rabbit... ...he used to breath from his arsehole.After a long day of collecting carrots he sat down to rest and died."

"I plan to retire at 30. The used tire business is just calling my name."

"Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records. Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was"

"When Spongebob has sex he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up."

"I would have gladly studied to become a theoretical physicist,... but unfortunately, I'm allergic to B.S."

"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."

"Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices."

"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"

"What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral? Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door"

"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."