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Joke of the Day
"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."
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"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."
"Get a slab of bread dough. Wrap dental floss around it. Congratulations, you've seen me naked."
"""It's not you, it's meat"" - vegan break up"
"Scientists hard at work to find out what the other 98% of 2% milk is: ""Probably not bees,"" says one scientist. ""Dear god what if it's bees?"""
"Hipsters favorite ocean is Frank Ocean."
"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""
"Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England."
"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"
"*interrupts eulogy* SOMEONE SAID THAT ALMOST WORD FOR WORD AT THE LAST FUNERAL"