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Joke of the Day
"Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices."
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"At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have ""Uhhh..."" in front of it."
"When life hands you melons, make sure you squeeze them fast before you get slapped."
"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"
"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""Um ok, anything else on that?"" Yes, one pepperonus."
"maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do"
"A teen girl is talking to her mother about the birds and the bees. She asks her mother if it's possible to get pregnant from anal sex. The mother says, ""Why yes, that's how lawyers are born!"""
"Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark"
"I would rather be a goat or a bag of teeth than a ""low information voter."""