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Joke of the Day

"I plan to retire at 30. The used tire business is just calling my name."

"Making Asian food is easy... It's a WOK in the park"

"USA: ""Hey nachos, today's your big day!"" Nachos: ""What about Cinco de Mayo?"" USA: ""What'd you just say?"" Nachos: ""Nothing."""

"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."

"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."

"BBQ club Do you want to join my BBQ club? > are there any girls in it? No, right now it's just a big ol sausage fest"

"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""

"Smokey the Bear just told me that only *I* could prevent forest fires. This is a lot of pressure, people."

"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."

"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."