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Joke of the Day
"When Spongebob has sex he wouldn't make the girl wet. He would dry her up."
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"When someone tells me to give them a straight answer, I make sure I go out of my way to give them a really gay one."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a sentient being with its own thoughts and desires"
"I bet Lance Armstrong is smugly saying ""at least I didn't kill anybody"" to like every person he sees today."
"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"
"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"
"You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists? Everyone wants to play first."
"A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself. I'm sorry."
"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."
"They say, ""If you let something go and it comes back, it's yours"" Then does that mean I own all boomerangs?"