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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in this world that I cannot stand * Those who are intolerant to other people's cultures. * The Dutch."

"What do you call a limp snake? An ereptile dysfunction."

"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"

"Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers?"

"What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and major brain surgery? One is a free bottle in front of me, the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy."

"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give Jesus a fish, and you and your family will eat nothing but that one fish for a lifetime."

"How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish? Once."

"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."

"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."