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Joke of the Day

"There's a book called ""Why Women have sex"" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote""Why Men have sex"" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet."

"Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party? Because they were 50% off!"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? One or two thrown hard enough to the head should do the trick. Maybe one if it's really hot."

"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"

"Why is it called ""the circle of life""? Because it's pointless."

"With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary."

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"My dad caught me smoking his cigarettes... He beat me until I was white and gold."

"What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman? She delivers."