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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses like? Big fat horse cock."
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"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""
"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""
"What do ya call a grizzly who's interested in both sexes? Bipolar Bear"
"Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcvgsWkSY8"
"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."
"What do you call your creepy Jewish neighbor? Diddler on the roof."
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."
"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"
"Divorce is tough on some kids Others are just happy to be single again."