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Joke of the Day

"Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting ""Mean Girls."""

"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""

"A bunch of angry redditors get pissed because of...? (This joke?)"

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"

"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."

"Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw."

"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."

"Did you know that 69 is now 96? With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out."

"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"