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Joke of the Day

"My buddy has been so annoying bragging about how he only sails on a ships maiden voyage... Fuckin shipsters"

"Technology Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cabinet."

"If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take half, what do you have? That's right, a black eye and my hatred."

"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."

"Whenever I hear kids singing..... Whenever I hear kids singing ""do re mi"" I picture Chris Hansen is hiding in the room somewhere."

"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning it in the mainstream"

"Confusing the word, ""jacuzzi"" with, ""yakuza"" has gotten me in hot water with the Japanese mafia more than once."

"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence? He had no prior convictions."