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Joke of the Day
"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"
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"Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door"
"Do you want to join my pistol club? We drink till noon and piss till two."
"My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song ""The Wheels on the Bus"""
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? ... They're really good at it."
"What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck."
"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."
"*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says"
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."
"Hitler arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and says to St Peter, ""Sorry about the whole Jew thing."" St Peter replies, ""You did your best."""