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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."

"I'm Homy... I bet 99% of you pervs misread that."

"Someone stole your tiny Stradivarius? Aw, poor baby, I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you. It's, uh, a different one. Gotta go."

"The worst part about being molested as a kid is People think that you look cute, but in reality it is just afterglow"

"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"

"Oh so you like metal? Name three blacksmiths Will, Jaden and Willow"

"Faster than a speeding bullet ...... more powerful than a locomotive ...... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises."

"Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy."

"What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common? They're both filled with white trash. -&y"