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Joke of the Day

"Yelp is a fun game where you try to guess between whether a restaurant is bad or a reviewer is crazy."

"Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids but it's the fathers who are always playing with them."

"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"

"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."

"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."

"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."

"A satanist asked why I would 420 blaze it, When i could 180 and praise it."

"How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!"