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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"

"I like to write ""Wake Up"" on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something."

"A girl walks in on her boyfriend blowing his dick with her hair dryer. ""What the hell are you doing?!"" she yells. He lovingly replies, ""Baby, you just asked me to heat up dinner for you!"""

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Check their jeans."

"My kid's favorite joke right now: Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. ... omg that is SO gross"

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair"

"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"

"A Mexican and a Black are in the car. Who is driving? The Cop."