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Joke of the Day

"what type of cancer do mimes get? Gesticular"

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."

"Her: Something's changed in here. Me: I put a new bulb in. Her: Well it's not very bright Bulb: Okay wow I'm like right here."

"My girlfriends parents are very religious. The first time I was at their house her father said we weren't allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive."

"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being *special*"

"Why did the terrorist cross the road? To send people to the other side."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"

"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."