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Joke of the Day

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."

"You know who the most popular guy at a nudist colony is? The one who can walk with 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"

"Today's no reddit day. Don't reply to this"

"Why is there no such thing as a great golfer? The best ones are consistently sub-par."

"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? It kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"" Why did Mozart kill his other chicken? To impress his Wolf-gang."

"If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom."

"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."

"What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don't come with trigger warnings."