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Joke of the Day

"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."

"Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either."

"How did Hitler masturbate? Fureriously."

"Why don't people in Kuwait know who Obama is? Because they've been living under Iraq."

"Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with ""the way you shake that ass?"""

"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"I had an idea for a plane with no wings but it never really took off."

"The sign of a true gentleman... ...is one who knows how to play the bagpipes, but chooses not to."

"Having kids isn't that bad, just don't have like the really young ones."

"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"