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Joke of the Day

"Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with ""the way you shake that ass?"""

"How do you get a million dollars with a girlfriend You start with 4 million"

"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"

"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."

"Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems."

"Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend? ""What? Why?"" It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it.. ""It's OUR wedding!"""

"How do you please an Amish woman? Give her two Mennonite"

"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale of 1-10, last night we tried anal she kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."

"What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people"

"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."