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Joke of the Day

"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""

"How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb? Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw"

"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"The liquor store cashier asked me my birth date so I said ""12-25-0000"", and stared into his eyes majestically."

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."

"What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction"

"I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken."

"A Clickbait walks into a bar... You won't believe what happened next!"

"I used Apple Maps to find my girlfriend's clitoris Ended up licking a doorknob."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"