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Joke of the Day

"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."

"Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans"

"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"

"So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already."

"Can someone explain why the caveman SpongeBob memes are funny? Serious question not a joke"

"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"

"I climbed a really tall ladder. Afterwards, I was rung out."

"Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of ""Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly"" again. ""What good is she to anyone?"" it says."

"""I see people."" - The Fifth Sense"

"I constantly google ""how to put your kids up for adoption"" so my kids can find it on my search history and know that I'm not messing around."