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Joke of the Day
"How did Hitler masturbate? Fureriously."
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"Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it"
"I was reminiscing at my old school's library... looking back at my shelf."
"For an Asian porn star, everyday is election day."
"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"
"What's small, round, and blue? A cranberry holding its breath."
"If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?"
"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."
"What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat? Pounce..."