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Joke of the Day
"Having kids isn't that bad, just don't have like the really young ones."
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"I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my cock in someones ass."
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"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."
"By the time someone says something in the meeting worth writing down, I've likely already taken my pen apart and lost the spring."
"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."
"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."
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"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"